Sexy Quotes that are quite freaky for your relationship. Dirty quotes to ignite a spark between couples and sexy quotes and sexy captions to show your love to the world.
If you’re in a relationship or have friend with whom you can get all sexy and seductive, you must check out our curated collection of seductive quotes and sensual quotes to bring a bit of sexual tension between you two.
You can also use these naughty quotes as captions to your Instagram profiles where you share your intimate photos of your great time together.
For this purpose, we have put together many sex caption or sexy caption in this article so that you can show off your amazing relationship.
Or maybe you are just simply searching for some seductive sexy text messages to your girlfriend or crush then you can use all the sexy love quotes and text to send it to your girlfriend/boyfriend or crush.
Mind-Blowing Sexy Love Quotes
When you kiss me, I don’t feel butterflies. I feel the whole zoo.
I love the way you explore my body.
The way you walk, talk, and think—it’s all sexy to me.”
All I need is a hug and our bed.
Your lips are like honey, and your kisses are like wine.
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The way you touch, tease and look at me drives me crazy.
You’re the only woman I’ll never get tired of loving.
A world without women would be a pain in the ass.
A ruthless queen in public, a charming princess in private.
I love the way you make me horny without even doing anything.
You share all of the joys in life with me.
I want to feel your skin against mine every night.
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Yes I have a dirty mind and you’re on it.
I want to kiss every inch of your body.
You make me feel loved because you have so much love to give.
You love me, unconditionally, and that’s the sexiest thing I can imagine.
To have you share my bed is a true miracle.
Call me your girl any day.
The best way to start my day is with our lips pressed together.
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When I look into your eyes, I feel love; when you kiss my neck, I feel paradise.
Humorous Funny Sexy Quotes
A fire inside me is burning brightly. Kiss me, and put it out.Funny Sexy Quotes
Nice pants can I test the zipper?Funny Sexy Quotes
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.Funny Sexy Quotes
I love everything about you, except for your clothes.Funny Sexy Quotes
I wanna do bad things with you.Funny Sexy Quotes
My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.Funny Sexy Quotes
Kissing eliminates stress and reduces blood pressure, so let’s get healthy.Funny Sexy Quotes
I’ve had a rough day; give me a rough night.Funny Sexy Quotes
I see the fire in your eyes, and I’m ready to play with it.Funny Sexy Quotes
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Forget love notes; your bite marks are the only letters I want.Funny Sexy Quotes
I want to see you in the best position: next to me.Funny Sexy Quotes
With you, I saw the world in shades of color, and only you have made me fall in love.Funny Sexy Quotes
There’s something about the way you smile at me that just turns me on.Funny Sexy Quotes
I love everything about you, but your wild side is my favorite.Funny Sexy Quotes
I’ve tasted your lips, and they’re exactly what I want for breakfast.Funny Sexy Quotes
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One kiss burns six calories. We should work out together.Funny Sexy Quotes
Are those new pants? Because I think they’d look better on the floor.Funny Sexy Quotes
Sex Quotes to Turn You On
I’ll let you play with mine if you’ll let me play with your’s.Sexy Quotes
I don’t care if you have small boobs, I still want to see them.Sexy Quotes
Men are a lot like infants; if you want to shut them up, put your boobs in their mouth.Sexy Quotes
Go ahead, touch it.Sexy Quotes
I’ll kiss you on the rain, so you get twice as wet.Sexy Quotes
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Real men don’t wear pink, they eat it.Sexy Quotes
What is the difference between being HUNGRY and being HORNY?Sexy Quotes
Love looking down, seeing you between my legs.Sexy Quotes
A little dirty between the sheets is a very good thing.Sexy Quotes
D is for Dirty. Dirty sex is the best.Sexy Quotes
The hottest love has the coldest end.Sexy Quotes
People understood love better, when they had no love.Sexy Quotes
True lover Hold their hand while driving.Sexy Quotes
I will do anything for your warm hug.Sexy Quotes
I want your arms around me at all times.Sexy Quotes
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I want to hold your hand in public.Sexy Quotes
You really look more hot when you bite your lower lip.Sexy Quotes
I want to kiss you to let you stop from talking.Sexy Quotes
Kiss me on my arms like a princess.Sexy Quotes
Play with my hair please.Sexy Quotes
Yes I have a dirty mind and you are on it.Sexy Quotes
Best Sexy Quotes
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.Sexy Quotes
“If I don’t kiss you before the night is over, I’ll consider my year a failure.”Sexy Quotes
I’m so ready for you.Sexy Quotes
“Oh, you like sleeping?… Me too! We should do it together sometime!”Sexy Quotes
Do you think I would look better in a skirt or tight jeans?Sexy Quotes
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Your body feels amazing on mine.Sexy Quotes
“I’m in my bed, you’re in yours. One of us is obviously in the wrong place.”Sexy Quotes
Sexy Attitude Quotes
Being sexy is all about attitude, not body type. It’s a state of mind.Amisha Patel
I do take advantage of, you know, feeling sensual and feeling sexy. And I think that is tremendously empowering and is not diminishing in any way. I feel that any woman who is in control, who is in touch with her femininity and sensuality, is a woman that is empowered.Shakira
Nobody knows what really a beautiful person is, so don’t worry. If you have pimples today, it’s nothing. If you have a bad hair day, it’s nothing. Feel beautiful. Feel sexy, and it will shine. It will show outside.Leila Lopes
I’m not trying to be sexy. It’s just my way of expressing myself when I move around.Elvis Presley
Positive energy and attitude is sexy to me.Mya
I see myself as sexy. If you are comfortable with it, it can be very classy and appealing.Aaliyah
It’s not just about being sexy, it’s about being confident and me being confident in my sexuality.Megan Thee Stallion
I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent – a man who has a great smile. He has to make me laugh. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe. I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident – that is very sexy – but at the same time, he’s very kind to people.Nicole Scherzinger
I’m really exciting. I smile a lot, I win a lot, and I’m really sexy.Serena Williams
We can still be sexy and vibrant, fashionable, classy, and fly until the day we die!Tina Knowles
A great figure or physique is nice, but it’s self-confidence that makes someone really sexy.
A lot of people would say ‘sexy’ is about the body. But to me, ‘sexy’ is a woman with confidence. I admire women who have very little fear.Allegra Versace
I like to mix the street look with classy and sexy. I call it ‘hood chic.’Justine Skye
You don’t have to be naked to be sexy.Nicole Kidman
My idea of sexy is that less is more. The less you reveal the more people can wonder.
There was a time when men thought it was sexy to have a housewife waiting for him to come home from work in her slippers, but in modern society, I think an independent woman is even sexier.Kat Graham
Do quite naughty things now. I do like to be a bit sexy.Kylie Minogue
I myself never feel that I’m sexy. If people call me cute, I am happier.Coco Lee
I’m not the sexy girl. I’m more youthful and innocent, the girl who wears jeans and T-shirts and sneakers. But fans have accepted that I’m a tomboy. There’s a different group of people who find that attractive.AJ Lee
I adore pink; it’s very powerful. It makes you feel sweet and sexy, also if you are a man.Alessandro Michele
Sexy Quotes About Sexiness
Confidence is sexy!— Tracy Allen
Sexy doesn’t have to come with the price tag of being dumb.— Pink
Sexy is kind of like an aura around someone.— Shane West
You don’t have to be naked to be sexy.— Nicole Kidman
Sexy isn’t about the size you are. It’s about how you wear your size.
Being sexy is something inside, and not everybody has it.— Lara Stone
I don’t want people to think of me as sexy.— Taylor Swift
I’m not trying to be sexy. It’s just my way of expressing myself when I move around.— Elvis Presley
Sexy isn’t a shape—it’s an attitude.
Nothing is sexier than confidence. Nothing.Alan Walansky
I am not handsome or sexy. Of course, it’s not like I am hopeless.— Keanu Reeves
Being sexy is all about attitude, not body type. It’s a state of mind.— Amisha Patel
Sexiness comes with maturity.— Andie MacDowell
Sexy is being independent, being confident and having fun.— Mollie King
Elegance and smartness is the sexiest thing woman can have, not just the flesh.— Baris Gencel
Power is sexy, not simply in its own right, but because it inspires self-confidence in its owner and a shiver of subservience on the part of those who approach it.Barbara Amiel
No matter what a woman looks like, if she’s confident, she’s sexy.— Paris Hilton
From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.— Bette Davis
People equate sexy with promiscuous. They think that because I’m shaped this way, I must be scandalous – like running around and bringing men into my hotel room. But it’s just the opposite.”— Jennifer Lopez
Intelligence is enormously sexy.— Frank Langella
A great figure or physique is nice, but it’s self-confidence that makes someone really sexy.”— Vivica A. Fox
No matter what a woman looks like, if she’s confident, she’s sexy.
You don’t have to hit anybody on the head to be sexy.— Eartha Kitt
The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful. And being generous. Everything else is crap! I promise you! It’s just crap that people try to sell to you to make you feel like less. So don’t buy it. Be smart, be thoughtful, and be generous.— Ashton Kutcher
Don’t be scared to be intelligent. Knowledge is sexy and powerful.— Ziad K. Abdelnour
I used to be super trendy and totally sexy. But I look back now and I used to want everything short and low cut and you really can’t do it all.”— Kim Kardashian
You can be fat and still be sexy. It all depends on how you feel about yourself.— Elizabeth Taylor
Sexiness is about being an individual and having conviction about what that is.— Christina Hendricks
Eccentricity is what’s sexy in people.— Rachel Weisz
My idea of sexy is that less is more. The less you reveal the more people can wonder.— Emma Watson
Sexy is the attraction that is given as an encomium to women or men, or the capacity to attract the attention of the opposite sex because of their physical attributes.— Miriam Defensor-Santiago
You can be covered and be very sexy. It’s not what you show; it’s what you have in mind, the way you cross your legs, the way you talk to people.— Carine Roitfeld
Few things in life seem more sexy than a banned book— Chuck Palahniuk
I had nothing growing up, but I always wanted to be ‘sexy,’ even before I knew what the word was.”— Dolly Parton
Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.— Sophia Loren
Confidence is the sexiest thing a woman can have. It’s much sexier than any body part.— Aimee Mullins
Sexiness should not be overt. Something shapeless that drapes across your hip, hangs off the shoulder; something that cowls in the front, drapes low in the back, that’s sexy.Rachel Zoe
Fashion cannot make you sexy. Experience makes you sexy.
Imagination makes people sexy. You have to train yourself, you have to study, and you have to live your life.—Yohji Yamamoto
Sexiness is all about your personality, being genuine and confident, and being a good person.— Erin Heatherton
Being sexy is not about what’s on show, it’s all about suggestion, or insinuation. I’m interested in the way a garment hangs on a woman’s body and the way it moves when she moves.— Francisco Costa
Confidence is the sexiest attribute a woman can have. If you feel good, you’ll look good.
Being sexy is something inside, and not everybody has it.— Lara Stone
Sexy Woman Quotes
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.Sexy Quotes
I’m not trying to be sexy. It’s just my way of expressing myself when I move around.Sexy Quotes
Honesty is the sexiest thing a woman can have.Sexy Quotes
Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.Sexy Quotes
Roses are red and grasses are green I want you in my bed if you know what I mean.Sexy Quotes
If you kiss my neck, then I am not responsible what happens next.Sexy Quotes
Sexiness is all about your personality.Sexy Quotes
It’s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time.Sexy Quotes
I love everything about you but your wild side is my favourite.Sexy Quotes
You don’t have to be nak*d to be sexy.Sexy Quotes
I think hidden underneath a lot of teachers are very sexy women.Sexy Quotes
I’m not a type of feminist who is afraid to be sexy.Sexy Quotes
Sexy Girl Quotes
You’re in my inappropriate thoughts
It feels so good because you have been waiting a long time for it.
I tell him [husband] you are lucky I am not a jealous woman.
I do quite naughty things now. I do like to be a bit sexy.
Being sexy is something inside, and not everybody has it.
You can be fat and still feel sexy it’s all depends on how you think about yourself.
In public you are his princess
A woman with a beautiful body is good for a night but a woman with a beautiful mind is good for lifetime.
No matter what a woman looks like, if she’s confident, she’s sexy.
With small breasts, you don’t have to wear a bra with dresses that have some support. It feels sexy without one.Sandra Oh
I like someone who is a little crazy but coming from a good place. I think scars are sexy because it means you made a mistake that led to a mess.Angelina Jolie
I had nothing growing up, but I always wanted to be ‘sexy,’ even before I knew what the word was.Dolly Parton
‘Sexy’ doesn’t have to come with the price tag of being dumb.Pink
Girl power is about loving yourself and having confidence and strength from within, so even if you’re not wearing a sexy outfit, you feel sexy.Nicole Scherzinger
You can be sexy and feel good in your skin, no matter what size you are.Ashley Graham
There is definitely something sexy about a girl with an attitude and a pair of leather pants.Eliza Dushku
1. “Yes I have a dirty mind and you’re on it”
You’re on it, you and I making it out. Or making out..
2. “I cant taste my lips could you do it for me”
There are certain things that we can’t do by ourselves.
3. “Breakfast its the most important meal of the day”
Never EVER EVER skip your breakfast!
4. “I’ll let you play with mine”
Well, it’s just as simple as “Do unto others what you want others do unto you”
5. “A world without women would be a pain in the ass”
A world without women? Certainly is a pain on each guys ass!
6. “Nice pants can i test the zipper”
Well, you can also test what’s behind that zipper!
7. “I don’t care if you have small boobs”
Boobs are still boobs no matter what the size is. Sexy any size.
8. “That amazing moment”
9. “Roses are red the grass is green”
10. “Men are a lot like infants”
And like infants, they just love to suck it!
11. “I am your one way ticket”
12. “Go ahead touch it”
And don’t just touch it, feel it.
13. “Your face look better between my legs”
14. “I wanna do bad things with you”
Bad, naughty, dirty, sexy stuffs with you.
15. “I think I could fall madly in bed with you”
Because you’re just too hot to be ignored.
16. “I’d look good on you”
And you look good on me too.
17. “You’re in my inappropriate thoughts”
18. “Your clothes are making me uncomfortable please take them off”
19. “In public you are his princess”
She can only show you her dirty secrets in private, only with you.
20. “I’m in my bed you’re in your bed “
The right place is right here with me, in my bed.
21. “I’ll kiss you on the rain so you get twice as wet”
You’ll get wet outside and inside with these sexy quotes.
22. “How did the bed get that wet?”
23. “Blow me”
Please? It’s about to explode!
24. “Real men don’t wear pink”
And they love it so much!
25. “I enjoy a good spanking”
Sometimes, spanking is fun!
26. “Last night you were unhinged”
Do it over and over again!
27. “Kissing burns calories”
A great daily workout for everyone of us!
28. “I licked it so it’s mine”
Everything that I licked is mine, would you like a lick?
29. “Your lips look so lonely”
My lips are lonely too, they’ll be a great match!
30. “What’s the difference between being HUNGRY and being HORNY?”
It Depends where you put the cucumber
Well, it can satisfy both needs!
31. “I want you inside me”
Yes, it’s hot if you’re inside me.
32. “Good sex is like good bridge “
“Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m using my hand but I’m thinking of you.”— Joe King
“Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home. I’m tired.”— Mae West
“Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.”— Oscar Wilde
“I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.”— Woody Allen
“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”— Mae West
“Want to come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?”
“We are all born sexual creatures, thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.”— Marilyn Monroe
“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.”— Hunter S. Thompson
“No woman gets an orgasm from shining the kitchen floor.”— Betty Friedan
“Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long. Good things come to those who wait.”— Jess C. Scott
“Physics is like sex: sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.”— Richard P. Feynman
“Sex is an emotion in motion.”— Mae West
“Your face would look better between my legs.”— Ben Dover
“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”— Woody Allen
“And yet another moral occurs to me now: Make love when you can. It’s good for you.”— Kurt Vonnegut
“She was pleased to have him come and never sorry to see him go.”— Dorothy Parker
“For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.”— Isabel Allende
“Sick and perverted always appeals to me.”— Madonna
“The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.”— Leonardo da Vinci
Sex Quotes for Boyfriend
“I give you permission to wake me up if you get horny.” — Iona Mink
“A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.” — Alessandra Torre
“I never understood why anyone would have sex on the floor. Until I was with you and I realized: you don’t ever realize you’re on the floor.” — David Levithan
“I’ll make sure you’re having a good time, and that you’re okay with everything. I just won’t be well mannered about it.” — Samantha Young
“I wanna be the reason you slightly tilt your phone away from others when you read it.” — Imma Hog
“Maybe you could be mine / or maybe we’ll be entwined / aimless in this sexless foreplay.” — Jess C Scott
“So sweet and delicious do I become, when I am in bed with a man who, I sense, loves and enjoys me, that the pleasure I bring excels all delight, so the knot of love, however tight it seemed before, is tied tighter still.”— Veronica Franco
“Good girls go to heaven and bad girls go everywhere.”— Helen Gurley Brown
“When it’s so good you’re shaking.”
“You are enough to drive a saint to madness or a king to his knees.— Grace Willows
“I swear to you I won’t stop until your legs are shaking and the neighbors know my name.” — Horace Cope
“Because no one has more thirst for earth, for blood, and for ferocious sexuality than the creatures who inhabit cold mirrors.”— Alejandra Pizarnik
Sex Quotes for Girlfriend
“When she’s had a rough day, give her a rough night.”— Al E. Gater
“I want to undress you, vulgarize you a bit.”— Henry Miller
“I make love with a focus and intensity that most people reserve for sleep.”— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
“The only sea I saw was the seesaw sea With you riding on it. Lie down, lie easy. Let me shipwreck in your thighs.”— Dylan Thomas
“She was made for untidy rooms and rumpled beds.”— Alexander McCall Smith
“Science is like sex: sometimes something useful comes out, but that is not the reason we are doing it.”— Richard P. Feynman
“Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.”— John Barrymore
“You. Me. Bed. Now.”— Raimonda B.
“I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.”— George Burns
“You keep runnin’ that mouth and I’m goin’ to take you back there and screw you.”— Cormac McCarthy
“She tasted sweet, like oranges, liquid sunshine in my mouth as we kissed, our tongues playing together.”— Selena Kitt
“This last night we tear into each other, as if to wound, as if to find the key to everything before morning.”— Michael Ondaatje
“Take her like it’s the first time and the last time every single time.”— JmStorm
“Save water. Shower together.”— Holly Wood
“Respect me. Adore me. Dominate me.”— Hugh Raye
“Kiss me a lot. Touch me all over. And lick me in my special spot.”— Brighton Early
“I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top …”— Barry D. Hattchette
“Others have sex in the kitchen. I eat in bed.”— Don Keigh
“Be naked when I get home.”— Mary B. Dunn
“Stop undressing me with your eyes! Use your teeth.”— Dick Tate
“Can I have you for breakfast in bed today?”— Helen Hywater
“It’s been a long day. I need one of those hugs that turn into sex.”— Herbie Hind
“Let’s have a who’s better in bed contest. I’m hoping to be a sore loser.”— Jack Pott
“I want to taste me on your fingers.”— Jim Nasium
“I’m a lover, not a fighter. Unless you like it rough.”— Justin Thyme
“I licked it so it’s mine.”— Crystal Ball
“I have sex with you a lot in my head.”— Kay Oss
“If I was naked in front of you right now, what would you do to me?”— Anita Room
“I don’t have a dirty mind, I have a sexy imagination.”— Dinah Mite
“I just want some sex so nasty that there will be absolutely no question that I’m going to hell.”— Chester Minnit
“Moanday. Tongueday. Wetday. Thirstday. Freakday. Sexday. Suckday.”— Carole Singer
“Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk!”— Bennie Factor
“Let’s make out, have sex, cuddle, and have a deep talk. Then let’s have sex again, go out to eat, then go back home, watch a movie and have sex again.”— Rick O’Shea
“Making you horny and making you smile are my two favorite things.”— Libby Doe
“Let’s do some ‘we shouldn’t be doing this’ things.”— Emma Nate
“Morning sex… Proven to be more effective than coffee…”— Amanda Lynne
“Blow me.”— Felix Cited
“Now spread your legs and try to tell me about your day.”— Loris Price
“Tease me until I’m begging for it.”— Eileen Dover
“Spank me. It’s the only way I learn.”— Drew A. Head
“I wanna do bad things to you.”— Heywood U. Cuddleme
“I just want you to be happy. And naked.”— Bea O’Problem
“The best things in life make you sweaty.”— Anita Bath
“I need you and I want you. Butt naked. In my bed. Right now.”— I.P. Freely
“The art of seduction is knowing what she really wants and slowly giving it to her in a way that takes her breath away.”— Frank N. Stein
Dirty Quotes for Her
“Eve: “Keep your mind off sex.” Roake: “Why? It’s so happy there.”— J.D. Robb
“When the sex is so good that you’re sore for days.”— Emma Nate
“Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.”— Sarah Nader
“Let’s make love, then have hot dirty sex.”— Lee Vitoff
“I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.”— Earl E. Bird
“The key to a great marriage — keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.”
“Go ahead. Touch it.”— Sally Forth
“When I’m good, I’m very good, but when I’m bad, I’m better.”— Mae West
“The nicer you treat her outside the bedroom, the naughtier it will get inside the bedroom.”— Shirley U. Care
“Naked cuddles are the best cuddles.”— Rex Cars
“When sex involves all the senses intensely, it can be like a mystical experience.”— Jim Morrison
“Excuse me for being too forward, but your lips make me wonder what the rest of you would taste like …”— Robyn Banks
“Sex is like air; it’s not important unless you aren’t getting any.”— Poppy Cox
“If you don’t laugh during sex at least once, you’re having sex with the wrong person.”— Polly C. Holder
Sex Caption | Sexy Caption
Sex is an emotion in motion.
Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.
Is sex dirty? Only when it’s being done right.
Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
Sex is kicking death in the ass while singing.
Sex is the consolation you have when you can’t have love.
I don’t know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.
The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.
I promise to always be by your side. Or under you. Or on top.
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.
If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.
Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is that he knows where all the bad girls live.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
A gentleman holds my hand. A man pulls my hair. A soulmate will do both.
Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.
Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.
Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good.
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.
I have no objection to anyone’s sex life as long as they don’t practice it in the street and frighten the horses.
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
Why should we take advice on sex from the people? If they know anything about it, they shouldn’t!
Physics is like sex; sure, it may give some practical results, but that’s not why we do it.
A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.
I couldn’t possibly have sex with someone with such a slender grasp on grammar!
Dancing is a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire.
Sex should be friendly. Otherwise, stick to mechanical toys; it’s more sanitary.
Don’t wreck a sublime chocolate experience by feeling guilty. Chocolate isn’t like premarital sex. It will not make you pregnant. And it always feels good.
Rejection is an opportunity for your selection.
Things you never hear; Please stop; s.ucking my d:ick or I’ll call the police.
Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.
Hate to sound sleazy, but tease me, I don’t want it if it’s that easy
The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.
Once the buttons are undone, you know how it’ll all end. It’s all in the game, there are no miracles.
I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.
I love everything about you, except your clothes.
Black Friday sale. My house. You and I. All clothes will be 100% off.
Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.