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Incorrect Quotes are a type of fannish short work that quotes characters from one fandom saying dialogue from some other fandom, or from another piece of media such as a well-known Vine, song, or meme.

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Incorrect Quotes

Person A: How petty are you?
Person B: I once edited a wikipedia page to win an argument I was wrong about.

Person A: Be careful man, this isn’t a simulator!
Person B: Well that’s good because I always wreck the simulator!

Person A: Just because you had ONE BAD DAY AT CAMP doesn’t mean you have to ruin MY experience!!!
Person B: I fell down a cliff and was attacked by BEARS!!

Person A: [drawing a pentagram on the floor]
Person B: What are you doing?
Person A: You told me to satanize the house.
Person B: I SAID SANITIZE.

Person A: I didn’t catch your name.
Person B: I didn’t throw it.

Person A: How did you find me?!
Person B: I was merely lucky enough to have heard you shouting about going to the seaside.

Person A: Oh no! The cheese is falling apart!
Person B, Person A’s ex: Just like our relationship.
Person A:
Person C: They’re right, though.
Person B: Thanks.
Person A: Hey!

Person A: We all have a head, a body, a neck and a sound hole so technically we are all ukuleles.
Person B: How do you come up with these things, A?

Person A: Punch me in the face.
Person B: Punch you?
Person A: Yes, punch me in the face. Didn’t you hear me?
Person B: I always hear “punch me in the face” when you’re speaking, but it’s usually subtext.

1 Person A: That was so weird.
Person B: YOU’re so weird, cutie.
Person A: You don’t need to be rude!
Person B: I wasn’t rude!
Person A: You know, sometimes just adding a pet name to the end of the sentence isn’t enough!

Person A: OKAY PERSON B, CAN YOU STOP MURDERING PEOPLE IN THEIR SLEEP!?
Person B: YOU HAVE SIX HUMAN TAXIDERMIES IN YOUR BASEMENT!
Person A: WE DONT TALK ABOUT THAT!!!
Person C: This is why I never invite you two.

Person A, on a mission with Person B and Person C: I didn’t bring any medical stuff, I didn’t expect the two of you to be this incompetent.

Person A: Person C ain’t the problem this year.
Person B: When are you gonna get it? C’s ALWAYS the problem.

Person A: B, can I offer you a bit of advice?
Person B: Is it about the way I’m dressed?
Person A: Yes, but it’s too late for that.

Person A: I eat boots.
Person B: Booteater.
Person C: Do you lick them first, A?
Person A: Nope, I chomp the boot and foot.
Person C: I have a foot injury, you’re gonna get diseased.
Person B: Adds flavor. Spicy.
Person D: Everyone here is fucking insane, I love you all.

Person A: You’re the sweetest candything in all of the universe. Sprinkles of sugar on my tasters.
Person B: A, are you drunk?
Person A: Would you arrest me if I was?
Person B: No.
Person A: You’re so polite.
Person B: Well, thank you. So, how much have you had to drink?
Person A: A baby and a half dozen of babies.

Person A: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?
Person B: Did you just make that up?
Person A: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.
Person B:
Person A: A really long fortune cookie.

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Person A: You’re not a woman until you get blood on all your favorite pants.
Person B: What about trans women?
Parson A: I never said it had to be your own.
Person C: Yay! Murder!

Person A: Adults are the most insanely stupid people I have the displeasure of interacting with.
Person B, referring to themself and Person C: Even us?
Person A: Especially you guys.
Person C:
Person B:
Person C: Petition to kick Person A out so they stop insulting us.
Person B: Seconded.

Person A: [sips a drink] You know, I think I’ll call that a B.
Person B: Why, because of the bitter aftertaste?
Person A: No, because once you’ve tasted it, it’s all you want to drink.
Person B: [laughs]
Person A: I thought it was quite a good line.
Person B: It was a very good line.
Person A: But you’re laughing at it.
Person B: Not so much it, as you.
Person A: Oh, well, that’s fine, then.

Person A: Is your head being a bitch?
Person A: Well, fear no more! With this great invention, all your headaches will be gone!
Person A: Now introducing:
Person A: THE GUILLOTINE!
Person B:

Person A: Who are you to stand against Person A, destroyer of empires?
Person B: Person B, robber of ATMs!

Person A: No, you misunderstand. We’re just friends!
Person B, grabbing a bite off A’s plate: With very similar tastes in food.

Person A: Don’t be sad!
Person B: Why not?
Person A:
Person A: I don’t have a good answer.

Person A: I desire moisture.
Person B: Can’t you just say “I want water” like a normal person?

Person A: What if these talents are a gift? Like, what if God has a higher purpose for me?
Person B: I don’t think anything good could come from you believing that you are a gift from God.

Person A: I miss when people were just good and kind, before they got corrupted by the internet.
Person A: And the Beatles.

Person A: B, I want you to be my best man!
Person C: Oh, the irony.
Persom B: Irony?
Person C: You’re the best at nothing and you’re barely a man.

Person A: Person C hasn’t been getting a lot of pokes on their dating app, if you know what I mean…
Person B: I know what you mean, but do you know what you mean?

Person A: How would you kids like to do something for money?
Everyone:
Person B: Can we have some details first?

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Hamilton incorrect quotes

hamilton: if the opposite of pro is con…
hamilton: and the opposite of progress is congress…
hamilton: then the opposite of constitution is-
washington: hamilton please not now.

burr: picks up phone hello?
hamilton: hey, it’s alexander.
burr: what did he do this time?
hamilton: no, burr, it’s me, alexander!
burr:
hamilton:
burr: what did you do this time?

1 mulligan: oh, laf, i love those pants.
lafayette: thanks! i just got them 50% off!
mulligan: id like them more if they were 100% off 😉
lafayette: but a business can’t be giving out clothing for free../
mulligan: that’s not what i meant-
lafayette: that’s a terrible way to run a business, hercules.
mulligan: lafayette you don’t understand-
lafayette: and i thought you were a tailor too, wow.

maria: im untouchable. a true ice queen. just try to break me.
eliza: exists
maria: falls over SOMEONE HELP ME IM GAY

laurens: im a bit of an introvert…
hamilton: oh, i love introverts!
hamilton: standing on a table, full volume wHY, I AM AN INTROVERT!

lafayette: is this whiskey or perfume?
mulligan: chugs entire contents of bottle
mulligan:
mulligan: that’s perfume.

1 angelica: -and she had the biggest crush on you.
hamilton: oh wow babe you had a crush on me wow that’s embarrassing haha
eliza: … alexander we’re married
hamilton: damn that’s so embarrassing i feel really bad for you lol

1 laurens: when you’re famous you’re called a legend because your leg ends.
lafayette: what?
laurens: your leg.
laurens: it ends.
mulligan: im no linguist but i think that’s wrong…
laurens: your leg ends at some point, am i right?
hamilton: well, yes, your leg does end.
laurens: then i don’t see why there’s a problem.

peggy: i’ve gotten a lot better at math. i’m super quick now.
eliza: ok, what’s 26 x 74?
peggy: 17.
eliza: peggy that’s not even close-
peggy: but it was quick.
eliza:
eliza: fair point.

hamilton: thomas jefferson.
hamilton: so boring, plain.
hamilton:
hamilton: if he were a spice, he’d be flour.

burr: what’s with midlife crisis’s? what if someone dies young and they never knew when their midlife crisis was? you never know your midlife point.
hamilton: that’s why i’ve decided to have an ongoing crisis.

hamilton: thomas?
jefferson: hamilton it’s 3 am why are you calling me
hamilton: i don’t know i just can’t sleep
jefferson:
jefferson: oh.
jefferson:
jefferson: well i can.
jefferson: goodnight.

mulligan: john your boyfriend alexander is calling you.
laurens: he’s not my boyfriend!
laurens: answers phone
laurens: hey babe

1 laurens: first one to comment is gay
laurens: surprise

angelica: would you consider yourself a morning or a night person:
hamilton:
hamilton: at this point
hamilton: im barely even a person

1 madison: walks over
jefferson: hey boob.
jefferson: sorry, meant to say boo. hey boo.
hamilton: guess you could say
hamilton: he’s your
hamilton: BREAST friend
jefferson: you think you’re really funny don’t you?

1 Eliza: alexander, what was that noise?
hamilton: what noise?
eliza: i heard a loud thud come from upstairs.
hamilton: oh, nothing, my suit just fell, that’s all.
eliza: that sounded a lot heavier than a suit…
hamilton: i was in it when it fell.

laurens: ok alex try to type nose with your nose!
laurens: nose
hamilton: nose
laurens: woah we both did it!
hamilton: ok i got one
hamilton: penis
laurens:
laurens: why

laurens: alex! come to the store with me!
hamilton: why?
laurens: so we can get food!
hamilton: why?
laurens: so we can eat!
hamilton: why?
laurens: so we can stay alive!
hamilton: why?
laurens:
laurens: good point.

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Harry Potter Incorrect Quotes

Harry: Hermione always gives Ron flowers, it would be nice if you did the same.
Draco: Alright.
Draco gives Ron flowers
Ron: Thank you, but… why?
Draco: I’m just as confused as you are.

James: You must be out of your mind.
Lily: Wha-
James: Because you’ve been in mine all-day
James: winks with both eyes

Sirius: hey, wanna hear a funny joke?
Peter: i’m more into dark humor
Sirius: turns off lights
Sirius: so anyway, the jokes goes-

Sirius: I haven’t eaten since 11, I’m so hungry
James: damn bro how old are you now

Draco: I just had the most amazing bath
Harry: Really? I don’t like baths
Draco: Wait, you like them with me
Harry: Honey, it’s not the bath I enjoy, it’s the wet, naked husband of mine

Sirius: Remus always says you can be part of the problem or part of the solution, but I happen to believe you can be both.

Hermione: This shirt is 350 Galleons?
Pansy: Down from 700 Galleons. You’re saving like…200 Galleons
Hermione: Both logic and math are taking a serious hit today

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james: are you okay?
remus: no. i want to leave the country and start a new life.

Tonks: Are you in a good mood?
Molly: Of course I am! Why wouldn’t I be?
Tonks: I take it you didn’t hear that loud shattering sound upstairs.
Molly, dryly: Update: I am no longer in a good mood.

Lyra: So Daddy,What happens when you die?
Draco: Then we go to heaven,love.
Lyra: No,I meant what happens when YOU die? Do I get your stuff??
Draco:
Draco: wow… Ok..That hurt!!

Sirius: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave and her name was Mozzarella?

Gryffindor: So, gang! Are we ready to rock?!
Slytherin: No.
Ravenclaw: Not particularly.
Gryffindor: That’s the spirit!

remus: i’m horny and suicidal.

Ravenclaw: What if mayonnaise came in cans
Slytherin: Well that would suck because you can’t microwave metal…
Hufflepuff: Good morning to everyone except these two people

Tonks, age 9: Can I pet that dog?
Ted: You have to ask the owner.
Tonks: I want to meet dogs, not people.

remus: i don’t care if sirius is 5’8.
remus: how tall is he when he stands on-top of his money?
remus: 5’8 can turn into 6’2 real quick.

Draco: I’m an idiot
Pansy:
Blaise:
Theo:
Draco:
Pansy: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is gonna be a long day.

james: if you can’t beat them, dress better than them.

Lily: what are we going to do?
James: I don’t know, maybe pizza?
Lily:
Lily: about Voldemort, James.

1 remus : you really put aside everything and came all this way for me? how did you even get here so fast?
james : several traffic violations.
sirius : three counts of resisting arrest.
[y/n] : roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
peter: also, that’s not our motorbike.

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