40 Funny Anime Quotes to Laugh Your Ass Off

Funny Anime Quotes to laugh your ass off on the ground, Anime quotes will make you giggle and laugh on your own like crazy.

Have you ever watched anime? of course, you have, and not just one but you definitely have watched at least three different anime till now.

That is why you are on this page after searching funny anime quotes on the internet, aren’t you? I know, I know almost a lot of things about you.

There is always something common among manga or anime lovers; we all have almost eighty percent of the things common always.

Our choices, nature, and behavior are also the most common thing in our journey, from not knowing what the heck is anime to full-fledged weeb and anime lovers.

Isn’t it true?
Feeling kind of nostalgic by my own words.

Funny anime quotes are seriously great because humor anime has better than real-life comedy, especially the shitty shows people love nowadays.

Like shitty sitcoms – Friends is most overrated, sorry by the way if you watch that too, but believe me, anime is much more fun.

An anime isn’t based on just one genre; most of the anime will give you all kinds of emotions in just a single episode.

Like it can be seriously packed with action, and at the same time, it will be hilariously funny in between the high-heat action scenes.

Most of the anime will show you many perverted seen and dialogues and do not know the obsession with Japanese with pervertedness.

They are put into almost every anime, and some are really, really dark perverted jokes, which cannot be seen with your family.

I guess Japanese families are different; even their national censored tv shows have such pervertedness; I have heard this not sure how true it is.

Do let me know what your knowledge is about this in the comment section below.

Best funny Anime Quotes

Anyways you are here to find funny anime quotes, you want to make yourself laugh or maybe want to impress your girlfriend or crush with smooth jokes that fit in smoothly into your conversation and will make you look super cool in front of her,

She may even let you have her number as well later.

Whatever the reason you are here for, one thing is for sure that is you love anime and I love anime too, that is why we have collected some best and famous funny anime quotes

To make you laugh and enjoy the company of your imaginary friend ( anime characters, I mean ). Because when I read anything about anime.

Any quote or dialogue said by an anime character I read in their voice in my head, with the same flow and energy.

This makes me feel like I am living in some anime world; I wish it were true. We could have so much fun plus anime girls are super hot.

That is one more reason why many love anime because everything there is just so perfect. It isn’t real; that is one reason how it is so perfect.

But still, we don’t care about that, do we, I personally sometimes just keep imagining and dreaming about how I would live my life in the anime world.

What would I do, who would be my girlfriend, or more like how many would be my girlfriend, and what powers and action could I do if I’m dreaming about an action anime.

There is a lot of other genre anime as well, don’t you think that anime is all just fight action, comedy, and some pervert scenes.

Anime is built just like a movie industry where there is everything every type of anime is available for every type of person.

If you are romantic there are many anime that are totally romantic no pervert scenes or action at all, if you love some other genre like documentary maybe or detective films,

You will find anime in every genre

so it is just like quoted earlier – Anime is just like a movie industry with anime available of every genre for every different person of different interests.

Anime Quotes To Laugh Your Ass Off

It is not wrong to call it industry for anime, I’m telling you this because at the beginning of my weeb journey I thought anime is all about just action and more action.

Because that’s the type of anime I like to watch – Naruto Shippuden, Dragon Ball Z, even Fairy tail, well it was kind of weird for me to recommend “fairy tail” to my weeb friends

Because of its name, which has “fairy” in it.

By the way, Fairy tail is packed with all the fun, perverted scenes and jokes, sarcastic hilarious anime quotes, and full fictional action as well.

Fairy tail is the best example of what I said earlier that you can find every type of genre inside just one single episode of an anime.

Funny Anime Quotes will make you laugh obviously, and if you have read the whole article till here you must read the complete funny anime quotes collection we have for you below.

Make sure you share some other hilarious funny anime quotes if you have which are not listed in our collection of funny anime quotes.

Comment down your favorite Funny Anime quotes and we will choose which funny anime quote has the highest votes.

We will rank it as the most loved or people’s choice of funny anime quotes of the month, we will do it every month.

It will be a great fun activity for all of us weebs and a chance to learn more and more funny anime quotes to hit on our girlfriends.

Make them giggle and impress them every single time with different funny anime quotes every single time, you must not repeat the same anime lines.

Or you will become predictable and it might bore your partner or you can use these quotes as punch lines or comebacks with your friends.

So make sure you keep updating your skills for impressing your girl as well as unique punch lines and comebacks to your friends’ roasts.

Funny Anime Quotes Laugh Your Ass Off

An angel saint? So Whis is an angel saint? But he’s got no wings, and his butts not hanging out.


For an expecting lady to give birth, she’s gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nose. For an artist to create a masterpiece, he’s gotta feel the pain of pulling entire universes out of his ass.

Gintoki Sakata

Excuse me, but by any chance are you the oddball in your family?

Ash Ketchum
If you use your brain, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets

If you use your brain, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets.

L Lawliet

Do you have any idea in mind how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us.

Kondou Isao (Gorilla)

Don’t tell me he wants to win the world? Can’t he come up with something bit original?

Lina Inverse

When you’re in high school you should be doing such things, about which you could never tell your parents!

Isshin Kurosaki

The name’s Amanda. Considering the two of us are both rebels, I think we’ll be friends

Amanda O’Niell
Now all that is left is the wreckage of the earth, but I think it would be a waste to destroy it. The food of this planet is very delicious

Now all that is left is the wreckage of the earth, but I think it would be a waste to destroy it. The food of this planet is very delicious.


An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it pretty hard!

Marie Mjolnir

If I get reincarnated…. I wanna become a clam.

Monkey D Luffy

Read Sad Anime Quotes best to describe your feelings

I’m actually a hardcore otaku who likes maids more than having three meals in a day. And I only read books related to maids. Also, I only visit maid cafes. Of course I also collect maid figurines. I play games which feature maids and it turns me on so much that I’ll wear the maid uniform and jump in joy.

Usui Takumi

P*rn*graphy can definitely save the world!

Taiga Okajima

I don’t wanna boast or anything, but when it comes to being the worst – I’m at the top.

Rider Astolfo
So tell me, what’s it like living in a sustained haze of stupidity

So tell me, what’s it like living in a sustained haze of stupidity?


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