Best Funny Anime Quotes to laugh your ass off on the ground, Anime quotes will make you giggle and laugh on your own like crazy.
Have you ever watched anime? of course, you have, and not just one but you definitely have watched at least three different anime till now.
That is why you are on this page after searching for funny anime quotes or let’s say funniest anime quotes on the internet, aren’t you? I know, I know almost a lot of things about you.
There is always something common among manga or anime lovers; we all have almost eighty percent of the things common always.
Our choices, nature, and behavior are also the most common thing in our journey, from not knowing what the heck is anime to full-fledged weeb and anime lovers.
Isn’t it true?
Feeling kind of nostalgic by my own words.
Anime Quotes funny are seriously great because humor anime has better than real-life comedy, especially the shitty shows people love nowadays.
Like shitty sitcoms – Friends is most overrated, sorry by the way if you watch that too, but believe me, anime is much more fun.
An anime isn’t based on just one genre; most of the anime will give you all kinds of emotions in just a single episode.
Like it can be seriously packed with action, and at the same time, it will be hilariously funny with funny anime lines in between the high-heat action scenes.
Most of the anime lines funny will show you many perverted seen and dialogues and do not know the obsession with Japanese with pervertedness.
They are put into almost every anime, and some are really, really dark perverted jokes, which cannot be seen with your family.
I guess Japanese families are different; even their national censored tv shows have such pervertedness; I have heard this not sure how true it is, but perverted anime quotes are sure to be found here as well.
Do let me know what your knowledge is about this in the comment section below.
Anyways you are here to find funny anime quotes and funny quotes from anime, you want to make yourself laugh or maybe want to impress your girlfriend or crush with smooth jokes that fit in smoothly into your conversation and will make you look super cool in front of her,
She may even let you have her number as well later.
Whatever the reason you are here for, one thing is for sure that is you love anime and I love anime too, that is why we have collected some best and famous funny anime quotes
To make you laugh and enjoy the company of your imaginary friend ( anime characters, I mean ). Because when I read anything about anime.
Any quote or dialogue said by an anime character I read in their voice in my head, with the same flow and energy.
This makes me feel like I am living in some anime world; I wish it were true. We could have so much fun plus anime girls are super hot.
That is one more reason why many love anime because everything there is just so perfect. It isn’t real; that is one reason how it is so perfect.
But still, we don’t care about that, do we, I personally sometimes just keep imagining and dreaming about how I would live my life in the anime world.
What would I do, who would be my girlfriend, or more like how many would be my girlfriend, and what powers and action could I do if I’m dreaming about an action anime.
There is a lot of other genre anime as well, don’t you think that anime is all just fight action, comedy, and some pervert scenes.
Anime is built just like a movie industry where there is everything every type of anime is available for every type of person.
If you are romantic there are many anime that are totally romantic no pervert scenes or action at all, if you love some other genre like documentary maybe or detective films,
You will find anime in every genre
so it is just like quoted earlier – Anime is just like a movie industry with anime available of every genre for every different person of different interests.
It is not wrong to call it industry for anime, I’m telling you this because at the beginning of my weeb journey I thought anime is all about just action and more action.
Because that’s the type of anime I like to watch – Naruto Shippuden, Dragon Ball Z, even Fairy tail, well it was kind of weird for me to recommend “fairy tail” to my weeb friends
Because of its name, which has “fairy” in it.
By the way, Fairy tail is packed with all the fun, perverted scenes and jokes, sarcastic hilarious anime quotes, and full fictional action as well.
Fairy tail is the best example of what I said earlier that you can find every type of genre inside just one single episode of an anime.
Funny Anime Quotes will make you laugh obviously, and if you have read the whole article till here you must read the complete funny anime quotes collection we have for you below.
Make sure you share some other hilarious funny anime quotes if you have which are not listed in our collection of funny anime quotes.
Comment down your favorite Funny Anime quotes and we will choose which funny anime quote has the highest votes.
We will rank it as the most loved or people’s choice of funny anime quotes of the month, we will do it every month.
It will be a great fun activity for all of us weebs and a chance to learn more and more funny anime quotes to hit on our girlfriends.
Make them giggle and impress them every single time with different funny anime quotes every single time, you must not repeat the same anime lines.
Or you will become predictable and it might bore your partner or you can use these quotes as punch lines or comebacks with your friends.
So make sure you keep updating your skills for impressing your girl as well as unique punch lines and comebacks to your friends’ roasts.
Funny Anime Quotes
People die when they are killed.
Shirō Emiya States The Obvious In ‘Fate/Stay Night’
Pornography can save the world!
Taiga Okajima Has A Unique Strategy In ‘Assassination Classroom’
What a low blow! You fiend of a child! A punch to the scrotum is unforgivable!
Tenya Iida Objects To Violence In ‘My Hero Academia’
Hey, you spiky, aloe vera b*stard! Where the hell’s Sasuke?
Naruto Uzumaki Knows His Plants In ‘Naruto’
Boobs aren’t fat! They’re filled with men’s hopes and dreams!
Sagara Yoshiharu Appreciates The Female Form In ‘The Ambition of Oda Nobuna’
If I get reincarnated…. I wanna become a clam.
Monkey D. Luffy Has Awesome Life Goals In ‘One Piece’
Hey Mister! I am mad scientist! It’s so coooooooooool! Son of a b*tch!
Rintaro Okabe Doesn’t Need To Speak English In ‘Steins;Gate’
I’m not scared. Just looking for an entrance to the Mayonnaise Kingdom.
Toshiro Hijikata Loves Mayonnaise Way Too Much In ‘Gintama’
I’m going to be late for the snail watching club and I’m the only member!
Melvin Butlers Is In A Category Of His Own In ‘Sailor Moon’
Please don’t worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you, not rob you.
Excel Tries To Be Reassuring In ‘Excel Saga’
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If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets.
L Lawliet Death Note
Excuse me, but are you by any chance the oddball in your family?
Ash Ketchum
Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us.
Kondou Isao (Gorilla)
Don’t tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can’t he come up with something more original?
Lina Inverse
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When you’re in high school you should be doing things, about which you could never tell your parents!
Isshin Kurosaki
The name’s Amanda. Considering the two of us are both rebels, I think we’ll be friends.
Amanda O’Niell
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough!
Marie Mjolnir
I don’t wanna brag or anything, but when it comes to being the worst – I’m at the top.
Rider Astolfo
So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?
Hiei
If you die, I’ll kill you!
Roronoa Zoro
Anime Funny Quotes
Why Do women Have Butts on Their Chest
Goku
Azmaria is amazing. She’s already learning how to kiss up to rich people at such an age.
Rosette Christopher
Who the hell is making fun of my cute belly?
Diamond No Ace
Laziness is such an ugly word, I prefer selective participation.
Lucifer, from Devil is a part-timer.
If I kill you, that means I’ll be the one closest to you when you’re on your deathbed. Isn’t it romantic
Senjougahara Hitagi from Bakemonogatari
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An angel? So Whis is an angel? But he’s got no wings, and his butts are not hanging out.
Goku
For a pregnant woman to give birth, she’s gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an artist to create a masterpiece, he’s gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass.
Gintoki Sakata.
I dreamed that you were a dog. And the dog was my husband. Anyway, It was the worst dream ever!
Taiga Aisaka
The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it.
Son Goku
Hey short guy, did I die and go to heaven? Oh crap, you are Spain. I must be in hell.
Romano
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Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health!
Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)
I just love the smell of C4 in the morning
Ling Ling (3×3 eyes)
Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?
Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)
Don’t talk, it makes you sound stupid.
Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)
You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you’re not thinking at all.
Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)
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Lupin! Don’t you dare die before I get to arrest you!
Inspector Zenigata (Lupin III)
This is a treasure for all mankind. Too big for my pocket, anyway.
Lupin III (Lupin III)
The interaction of men and women isn’t very logical.
Dr. Ritsuko Akagi
All the girls in Konoha are so hot these days.
Jiraiya (Naruto)
Come on, scribbles on the bathroom wall, please show me the path that I must follow!
Excel (Excel Saga)
Funniest Anime Quotes
I wouldn’t mind if you want to kill me, but I might struggle a bit
Trowa Burton (Gundam Wing)
How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money.
Ichigo (Bleach)
if you let the fly live, the spider is going to die. You can’t save both without one suffering..
Knives (Trigun)
That’s some good advice. Maybe I should write that down, frame it, and stick it up on my wall.
Colonel Karl Lichen Schubaltz (Zoids Chaotic Century)
It must be the way you look, Vash the Stampede. Your very existence seems to cause me undue irritation.
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Lesson #3 : If you see a stranger, Follow him
Ed (Cowboy Bebop)
How could I forget? He’s into dead girls!
Kagome (Inuyasha)
There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowerdice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta posseses all three of these.
Freeza (Dragon Ball Z)
I am the worlds strongest Coffee Candy!
Vegeku (Dragon Ball Z)
You might have killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy.
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Funny Anime Lines
I’m not going there to die. I’m going to find out if I’m really alive.
Spike Spiegel Wants To Find Out If He’s Alive In ‘Cowboy Bebop’
Listen up, Simon. Don’t believe in yourself. Believe in me! Believe in the Kamina who believes in you!
Kamina Boosts Simon’s Confidence In ‘Tengan Toppa Gurren Lagann’
Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver.
I am busy right now, can I ignore you some other time?
Find your patience before I lose mine.
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Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
If you find me offensive. Then I suggest you quit finding me.
Life’s good, you should get one.
Cancel my subscription because I don’t need your issues.
If had a dollar for every smart thing you say. I’ll be poor.
Funny Anime Sayings
No, you don’t have to repeat yourself. I was ignoring you the first time.
I’m sorry while you were talking I was trying to figure where the hell you got the idea I cared.
Don’t worry about what people think. They don’t do it very often.
People say that laughter is the best medicine… your face must be curing the world.
My imaginary friend says that you need a therapist.
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Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
My neighbor’s diary says that I have boundary issues.
I would like to apologize to anyone I have not offended yet. Please be patient. I will get to you shortly.
When I ask for directions, please don’t use words like ‘East.’
Sometimes the amount of self-control it takes to not say what’s on my mind is so immense, I need a nap afterward.
Funny Anime Phrases
Me pretending to listen should be enough for you.
Sometimes I wish I were a nicer person, but then I laugh and continue my day
I’ve birthed an entire baby in less time than it takes my husband to poop.
Right before I die I’m going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting.
If you’re waiting for me to give a crap, you better pack a lunch. It’s going to be while.
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What doesn’t kill you gives you a set of unhealthy coping mechanisms and a dark sense of humor.
You’d be in good shape… if you ran as much as your mouth.
Fun fact: Alcohol increases the size of the ‘send’ button by 89%.
Be the reason someone smiles today… Or the reason someone drinks. Whatever works.
I don’t have a welcome mat at my door because I’m not a liar.
Stupid Anime Quotes
I’ll get over it. I just need to be dramatic first.
Sorry for being late. I got caught up enjoying my last few minutes of not being here.
My silence doesn’t mean I agree with you. It’s just that your level of ignorance has rendered me speechless.
You’re everything I want in someone I don’t want anymore.
Shut your mouth when you’re talking to me.
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Sometimes I meet people and feel bad for their dog.
My neighbors listen to good music whether they like it or not.
I was asked what I look for in a relationship. Apparently ‘a way out’ wasn’t the right answer.
Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
It’s amazing how clean my house can get when I’m pissed off.
Anime Funny
I may Look Calm But in my Mind I’ve Killed you Three Times
Sometimes I Look at People and think Really Thats the Sperm that Won
Look at you, you’re in perfect shape. For a circle.
I’m sick of following my dreams, man. I’m just going to ask where they’re going and hook up with ’em later.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes.
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Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.
When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.
I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.
Never follow anyone else’s path. Unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. Then by all means follow that path.
Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you’ll get if you’re able to ‘fall asleep right now.’
Questionable Anime Quotes
I’m not a pervert… I’m a super pervert!
Jiraya, Ep. 53
What is life? Why do people live? Someone asked me that, and then I beat him within an inch of his life.
Heiwajima Shizuo, Ep. 11
Right, I have something I have to apologize to Mitsuo for. Sometimes, when we were playing, you’d suddenly start crying, and then you’d run home. You probably thought you’d fooled us, but everyone knew… that you had pooped your pants! Sorry.
Motoharu, Ep. 7
If you die, don’t come crying to me about it.
Gintoki
Shoot her to death, without killing her!
Spandam
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The Archer class really is made up of archers!
Rin
Just because you’re correct doesn’t mean you’re right!
Shirou
I’m so happy I was born dumb
Kenji
I’ll take a potato chip and eat it.
Light
Then I’ll return alive, even if it kills me!
Hibiki
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An angel saint? So Whis is an angel saint? But he’s got no wings, and his butts not hanging out.
Goku
For an expecting lady to give birth, she’s gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nose. For an artist to create a masterpiece, he’s gotta feel the pain of pulling entire universes out of his ass.
Gintoki Sakata
Excuse me, but by any chance are you the oddball in your family?
Ash Ketchum
If you use your brain, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets.
L Lawliet
Do you have any idea in mind how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us.
Kondou Isao (Gorilla)
Don’t tell me he wants to win the world? Can’t he come up with something bit original?
Lina Inverse
When you’re in high school you should be doing such things, about which you could never tell your parents!
Isshin Kurosaki
The name’s Amanda. Considering the two of us are both rebels, I think we’ll be friends
Amanda O’Niell
Now all that is left is the wreckage of the earth, but I think it would be a waste to destroy it. The food of this planet is very delicious.
Beerus
An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it pretty hard!
Marie Mjolnir
If I get reincarnated…. I wanna become a clam.
Monkey D Luffy
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I’m actually a hardcore otaku who likes maids more than having three meals in a day. And I only read books related to maids. Also, I only visit maid cafes. Of course I also collect maid figurines. I play games which feature maids and it turns me on so much that I’ll wear the maid uniform and jump in joy.
Usui Takumi
P*rn*graphy can definitely save the world!
Taiga Okajima
I don’t wanna boast or anything, but when it comes to being the worst – I’m at the top.
Rider Astolfo
So tell me, what’s it like living in a sustained haze of stupidity?
Hiei